Limp Dick Pizza
pizza who’s crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.
stained my shirt today after eating a limp d-ck pizza.
caller: “yes, i’d like to order a pizza for delivery – add some mushrooms, but don’t make it a limp d-ck pizza – last time you didn’t cook the crust enough!”
delivery person: “huh?”
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