limp noodle


weak individual – a person of weak character, weak physical const-tution, weak mental const-tution, or all three.
travis is a limp noodle. he is simply unable to lead any project.
a d-ck that is non-erect and can not get hard. also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp d-ck.
zach is such a f-cking limp noodle.
a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take v–gr-!
i can’t believe it! that guy is a limp noodle!
a guy in my electronic media cl-ss who is unable to erect when s-xually aroused.
freddy is a limp noodle.
a stupid ugly girl who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
she has weave. shut up! no she doesn’t! girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.
a limp or flacid p-n-s
just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, i’m talkin wind sock limp.
these group of fabulous girls at alice deal consist of: hanna, lilli, norah, sarah, and amanda. they actually didnt come up with this t-tle for themselves and they hate it like a mug! (yes, that is language picked up from deal). they’re very close and even formed a “loverhood”. they’re the hottest thing thats h-t dc.
man1 (trevor): hey! here come the limpnoodles!

sarah (limpnoodle): f-ck you b-tch dont call us that!!!!!!!!!!

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