limpdicking
the art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp d-ck and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp d-ck and ball sack into the womens v-g-n-.
hey man i heard you were limpd-cking maria yesterday?
yah im f-cking awesome.
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