Limpfant


when you’re masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
i was crankin’ hard to “days of our lives” until a huggies commercial came on and i got a limpfant.
when you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
during last night’s episode of roswell, i nearly cranked off to katherine heigl until a huggies commercial came on and i got a limpfant.
when you’re masterbating while watching t.v., and a commercial comes on with babies!
last night i had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

Read Also:

  • ham banana

    p-n-s; the private area of a male’s body; or a crude insult johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

  • irrelevancy

    unimportant, n-body cares, fading into obscurity. byu is fading into irrelevancy since they decided to become independent.

  • Hamcorn

    it’s popcorn and ham, its hamcorn. also known as popham. “man, this hamcorn is awesome!” “dude, do not throw hamcorn at me.”

  • Irrelevantism

    the belief that whether there is or is not a g-d is irrelevant. irrelevantism is not a religion, it is an ideological philosophy which states that g-d, if he does exist, will be pleased that people live and enjoy their lives–which are precious gifts from g-d–instead of devoting all of their time to man-made religions, […]

  • lincoln stretch

    a s-xual task involving, “four wh-r-s and seven queers to blow.” hey ricky, tonight the boss wants a lincoln stretch.


Disclaimer: Limpfant definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.