Lincoln, Maine


a stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. famous for cr-ppy cops who’ll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who “had a heart attack” after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. died of “natural causes”. bullsh-t.) the types of people in lincoln are: for females; wh-r-s, prost-tutes, sl-ts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, d-cks, man-wh-r-s, broke–ss slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.
the new girl’s from lincoln, maine
yeah, i heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she’s pregnant.
what?? she’s a freshman!
and? she’s from lincoln.

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