(Lincoln Park) Trixie

a 20 or 30-something female found in chicago, il. their migration patterns, though originating in lincoln park, include bucktown/wicker park, lincoln park, gold coast, wrigleyville, lakeview, and, increasingly, the west loop. they are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and starbucks cup. they are born in the midwest but have found michigan or ohio to be so p-sse so they moved to the big city. the preferred form of transportation is the vw jetta or honda accord. they have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. trixies tend to live and work in chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their “urban” lifestyle. trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. they will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.
um, yeah, we were at john barleycorn’s last night and i met up with some of my friends from iowa state.
commonly refers to twentysomething, jetta-driving, generally vacant, spoiled blonde girls living in chicago’s lincoln park neighborhood (they’re everywhere). so common it borders on pathetic.
look at that little (lincoln park) trixie.
though once located soley in lincoln park, the newer species of trixie have migrated and can now be seen chatting up rich men in many neighborhoods throughout chicagoland, including, but not limited to: wrigleyville and wicker park.
get the h-ll out of wrigleyville you lincoln park trixie or i will kick your -ss all the way back to diversey myself!!!!! and take off that d-mn pink cubs shirt – buy a red & blue jersey like a real fan b-tch!!!
a post-sorority girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports a coach purse, oversized gl-sses and “juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping and then to starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. she drives a jetta (while sending a text message) to-and-from her overpriced studio apartment in chicago’s lincoln park. come sun-down, she scours the bars, apple-tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form of a day-trader, i-banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named chad or todd and sporting a striped shirt.
tad just proposed to some lincoln park trixie he has known for 6 months. yea the same one he met at a bar and cried for an hour when she spilled her cosmo on her coach purse.
a 20 or 30-something female found in chicago, il. their migration patterns, though originating in lincoln park, include bucktown/wicker park, lincoln park, gold coast, wrigleyville, lakeview, and, increasingly, the west loop. they are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and starbucks cup. they are born in the midwest but have found michigan or ohio to be so p-sse so they moved to the big city. the preferred form of transportation is the vw jetta or honda accord. they have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. trixies tend to live and work in chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their “urban” lifestyle. trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. they will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.
um, yeah, we were at john barleycorn’s last night and i met up with some of my friends from iowa state.
a lincoln park trixie – oh yeah and they also leave their car doors open on the traffic side while taking their sweet time doing whatever it is they’re doing while their door is blocking traffic and of which their car is in your way.
the lincoln park trixie decides that the light changes, meanwhile you signal to trixie to please close her door so you could get by, and she thinks you are signaling her to ask “can i have that parking sp-ce” no idiot trixie! i want you to close your dumb door so that i can get by and get to where im driving! especially coz i have the green light and i really dont want to go around you because then i would be in the other lane of traffic. and then when i tell you close your door!!!! you get all mad with your sense of ent-tlement that i dared to ask you to please close your door.