Lindate
verb. (lin-daet)
the act of dating something with only minimal contact involved. this can include seeing said person semi-nude or kissing them in/on the mouth, but must exclude the act of s-x.
i’m not too worried about my daughter with that guy mike, she’s told me they’re only at the lindate stage.
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