Linden
an amazing person who is good at everything he does. smart, cute, caring, and funny. someone who is easy to love. girls always fall for him but he only wants one of em.
who’s tht guy over there?
oh thts linden
seriously? hes cute.
yeah, i know. and hes minee.
in the popular online game second life the money used in the game are casually called lindens.
to buy land in second life you will need some lindens.
the surname of a large extended virtual family which acts as the “gods” (i.e. administrators) of the metaverse known as second life. any avatar with the last name “linden” is therefore part of an elite upper echelon of second life muckety-mucks responsible for new policies/protocols/programming but never responsible for such trivialities as lag, sim crashes, missing inventory items, or gridwide outages.
the hoi polloi are thereby cautioned: if you spot a linden in-world, approach at your own risk; griefing a linden may be the ultimate in hilarity but it will likely herald the end of your second life.
-disclaimer: the most friendly of all the linden family is likely torley linden, as witnessed by his uberchirpy trademark “friendly greetings” salutation and his many helpful youtube tutorials.
q: why do i keep crashing so much?
a: because the lindens hate you, n00b.
some well known linden family members:
philip linden (founder of second life), torley linden, kate linden, pathfinder linden,teagan linden
this girl is d-mn fine and super hot. she is super generous, and amazing at singing, so unique and funny and socially awkward. she is a poet but just does not know it yet and her lover is the internet and cats. she can even levitate. d-mn africa.
omg who’s dat girl
linden
omg does she like pizza? because i want a pizza that -ss. unf
a name for both the male and female gender. extremely attractive either way. probably one of the s-xiest names in the universe. anyone named linden is obviously awesome and hot. especially if they are a girl.
random hot guy #1: “bro did you see that linden chick?”
random hot guy #2: “dayuumm yeah i did…. she fine….”
attractive girl #1: “did you see linden?”
attractive girl #2: “he is sooo hot!”
the president: “i announce this country, the country of linden! because she/he is the hottest person in the world.”
a really cute guy who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. most girls see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. he is very artistic. he plays a sport, such as wrestling.
“that guy is so hilarious! he’s kinda cute to.”
“oh, thats linden.”
a small farm town with a booming population of 2,000, located in the heart of the central valley in california. famous for its cherry and walnut orchards, and home to the annual cherry festival. where the high school is the center of the town, and everyone knows everything about everyone. no stoplights, and linden just put in its only gas station. one true grocery store, rinaldi’s, where you are guaranteed to run into at least one person you know. located near stockton, most people travel “to town” a lot in order to work, buy groceries, or for any sort of entertainment.
boy: where are you from?
boy 2: linden.
boy: where?
boy 2: linden.
boy: london? where?
boy 2: no, it’s near stockton.
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