Lindhurst
ball sacks…dirty ball sacks. argues that he has the smallest p-n-s. loves to m-st-rb-t-. he likes to sniggy snoggy. huge tim and eric fan and gamer…bullseye…nice! suffers from minor dyslexia. hockey makes him rock hard. enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.
hey lets run around naked and rub our -sses on each other…wait you mean lets lindhurst?
does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um…lindhurst
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