lindsay lohan

to go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering paris hilton knockoff.
lindsay lohan: fully loaded

she’s absolutely gorgeaus.

what a fox…

lindsay lohan
the female who goes from beginning a f-cking s-x symbol to looking like the wh-r- that walks around my block sucking c-ck for c-ke.
d-mn i didnt know lindsay lohan works your block too.
used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another paris hilton.

at the rate she’s going, she’s going to be posing topless soon.
lindsay lohan has had a b–b job, no matter how much she denies it.
another teen omnicelebrity. the only thing that separates her from hilary duff and amanda bynes is that has:
a) freckles
b) larger br–sts
i could see those lindsay lohans coming around the corner
sl-t who got a b–b job at seventeen and tried to sleep with collin farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

i’ll admit she can act a little but the b-tch can’t sing worth sh-t.
just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.
a redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a paris hilton. the only difference is, lindsay has b–bs, a sh-t load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. a typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. she’s also a horrible singer and actress. and her next film career is gonna be p-rn.
reporter-“so lindsay, whats next after herbie fully loaded?”
lindsay-“i’m gonna do what paris hilton did”
reporter-“and what would that be?”
lindsay-“i’m gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with wilmer”
reporter-“……..”
offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.
lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i’m just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

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