line weasel
1. one who cuts in front of you in line at qfc with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.
that line weasel really p-sses me off with her 3 kids and shopping cart full of sh-t…b-tch!!!
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