Linekering
the act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse.
man: two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
publican: what flavour sir?
man: salt and vinegar please.
publican: linekering the wife this evening are we sir?
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