Lingerie Bowl


futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of super bowl xxxviii where half naked women -tried- to play football. i downloaded this “game” a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of sh-t?!?!

final score: team dream 6
team euphoria 0

woot woot!

but seriously:
worst…softcore p-rn….ever…
random guy 1: so are we gonna order the lingerie bowl?
random guy 2: of course, dude, it’s not like we’ll see any skin during the half-time show…

-30 minutes later-

random guy 2: f-ck…

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