Linguam Massage


prostate m-ssage, the carressing of the -n-l crevis or finger m-ssaging the -n-s up to the prostate. usually practiced durring a hj (hand job for a man) or doggie style (for a woman). not nessacarily a h-m-s-xual act.
i dont know about that linguam m-ssage, she wasn’t supposed to stick her finger that far up my -ss. stop, ok keep going.

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