lingwood
the word ‘lingwood’ is slang for the term ‘limp wood’ (having a flaccid p-n-s.)
the word is thought to have originated in the upper cl-sses of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with ‘inappropriate language.’
person 1: i say, that fellow over there is such a lingwood!
person 2: haha! quite.
the greatest surname in existence. all those who possess this surname are eternally awesome.
person 1: so what’s your name?
person 2: james lingwood.
person 1: lingwood? no way! that’s so awesome!
person 2: i know, i know.
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