Linkin Park fan

someone who likes linkin park. it’s okay if you don’t like them, but calling them stupid and they suck c-ck is f-cking r-t-rded.
i like linkin park!
linkin park fan: me, someone who likes linkin park. every fan has their likes and dislikes. one who likes linkin park falls in with this definition.
eg: im a linkin park fan who thinks its funny that people use a dictionary website to make fun of a band they dont like. they dont see me sh-tting on the stuff they like, your metallica or maiden, ozzy, the cl-ssics. im a fan of them as well, while also being a linkin park fan so get a f-cking life r-tards

why point out what you dont like, your one in a million, n-body f-ckin cares. like your sh-t, and i’ll like mine.

and yes i know this makes me a total hippocrite
a fan of the band linkin park. most are very hard core, it seems its only extremes. not that complex right?
if you are not a fan, i can’t see why, than shut up and don’t complain. just don’t listen to them and hey life is solved.
i’m a linkin park fan… seeing as i’m wearing their shirt and listening to their alb-m.. intelligence i know
someone that likes linkin park. i will admit that they have poorly written lyrics, but they layer their music well. if you listen to just the b-ss lines, or just the guitar parts, etc., then you will see how hard it is to accomplish. i know alot about music and i like alot of great bands. these guys in lp may not be cl-ssics or change the way rock is done, but they were a new idea and great at the time. so stop hatin on people just because they don’t have the same taste as you. plus, most of you haters are just people that don’t know jack sh-t about music.
linkin park is aight.
a person that worships linkin park music and linkin park itself. they are usually found on large populated areas, but are also spotted in small regions around the world. eccentric and young, they frequently claim that they saw chester, but, later on, they realize it was just some oddly looking old lady with very small br–sts.
linkin park fan 1: oh my g-d! is that chester?!
linkin park fan 2: holy shinoda, it is! ok, act cool.
linkin park fan 1: dammit! it’s just mrs. cramp.
linkin park fan 2: again?!
linkin park fans (or fanatics,which is almost the same) are usually young people who

1) insanelly like to quote lp lyrics;
2) always find themselves listening to any of the lp alb-ms, like 1023554689 times over and over again;
3) have lp tattos;
4) die their hair the same way one of the band member does;
5) instead of sleeping,are lying on their backs repeating to themselves “linkin park please come to my country!!!!pleaaaase!!!”
6) don’t like the jonas brothers and think that they are general douchebags;
7) sleep,go to their schools/colleges/jobs,wearing an lp t-shirt;
8) think that “project revolution” is one of their goals in life;
9) cry for like a really long time if they find out that the gig in their town is cancelled;
10) have all of the alb-ms (even the singles,lpu alb-ms, other ep’s)
11) celebrate the band members’ birthdays
12) hate people who say that “lp is sh-t”,”lp sold themselves”,”lp sucks”,”i hate lp” ect;
13) don’t even speak,they rap,rap,rap scream (but nowadays just sing (no rapping,no screaming(unfortunatly);
14) (girls) want to marry one of band members (or more than one),want to have kids with them and blah,blah,blah..(boys) are forming similar bands like linkin park and are acting like them;
15) are jumping like bennington during the shows;
16) can do mult-task and have changed their names into mike;
17) believe in the hybrid theory soldier;
18) go out of “their f-cking minds” when they see a person who looks kinda like chester;
19) have their opinion about jay-z (which nessesary doesn’t have to be a good one)
20) supports linkin park no matter what it takes;
21) are talented when it comes to play the b-ss,drums,turntables,electric giutar;
22) cry when they sing “breaking the habit”;
23) are very,very,very,very,very optimistic ( for real,some even imagine themselves as the 7th member of the band);
24) are fans of “fort minor” and “dead by sunrise”;
25) rather sell their souls to the devil,than sell their lp merch;
26) the word “too much” isn’t in their dictionary;
27) dream about the band 24/7;
28) gave up their true religions;
29) made their rooms into “linkin park worshiping sanctuaries”;
30) have their bible which is “from the inside:linkin park’s meteora book”;
31) all their dreams,hopes,intensions in life are linked to the same thing which is linkin park (duh);
32) if they’re waked from a dream,they can spell the whole biography (or dicography) standing on one leg and holding a gl-ss of water on their heads;
33) (have i mentioned the “lyric quoting” part?)
if you can relate to at least 10 of the things,than the therm “linkin park fan” is the best one in describing you. good for you!;d
david: “where am i?”
a familiar voice:”in the studio,dude”
david: “omg is that you chester?”
chester (the voice):” yeah,man,as far as i know -gigles-.did you know that you’ve been selected out of the lp underground members to spend a day with us while we’re recording our alb-m?”
david:”h-ll,yeah!is this true? is my dream coming true?!”
and before chester could answer,david woke up in his bed.
david: f-ck! f-ck! and f-ck again! why do i have to be such a linkin park fan?why?!
someone who is very insightful, intelligent, emotional, talented, and true….someone who likes real music
linkin park rules

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