link’s dick


something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole d-mn galaxy. even non living things such as rocks. too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.
“ahh, i might just need link’s d-ck tonight!”

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