linpheng
someone who has bad vision, but can still play cod very well and jack off to 14 p-rn videos every day. this person is extremely r-t-rded, however, their dumb-ss behaviour is compensated by their sense of humour.
f-ck my why am i with linpheng. nvm he’s autistic but also funny
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