lint licker

a slur of sorts, unbeknownst to me and most others until used in the orbit commercial. sounds like a slur you’d call a lesbian to me, but no one really knows.
wife: did you think i wouldn’t find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
mistress: who are you calling a cootie queen? you lint licker!
an unclean lesbian, a person who preforms oral s-x on an unclean woman.
“angie is starting to smell really bad.”

“well my friend tells me that her boyfriend is a fat lintlicker”
orbit add referring to cleaning your dirty mouth out with orbit gum. instead of swearing chew orbit.
who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
someone who is licking lint. the act of being lame, uncool, flaky, or basically insult worthy. used to replace common 4 letter bombs and inappropriate sayings. good to use around the kiddies and on tv.
you lint licker!

dude, stop being a lint licker and come surf with us.

hes been a big lint licker lately.
a person (most commonly a female) who takes pleasure in licking the lint from their roommate’s clothes after they are put through the dryer. people like this are often considered queer.
it appears as though a lint-licker has been through my closet.
a lintlicker is a distant relative of the modern day jew. today, lintlickers can be found in secluded sections of oregon, usa, and also, though rarely recorded, in populated parts of alaska. commonly, lintlickers are found to be afflicted by belonephobia (i.e., a fear of needles), and also arachnophobia, a fear of spiders.

lintlickers are quite akin to human beings, and it is in fact rather difficult to distinguish between a human being and a lintlicker, when one is encountered. their physiology is identical, and therefore it can be a daunting task to differentiate between the two. however, there do exist myriad ways in which a person might identify a lintlicker, should one come across such a rare specimen: linterlickers: are physically dependent on doritos and cottage cheese, however, if these do not work, they can also be baited with jack daniels whiskey, to which they are quite attracted.

a word of caution: should you encounter a lintlicker in its natural habitat, i.e., a barnes and n-ble store, beware that it will approach you with an incredibly c-cky att-tude and it will think that it’s the sh-t. but beware, lintlickers are not always ‘the sh-t’, they just want you to think that they are. the best way to deal with a lintlicker, should you come across one, is to call it rude, or, if the situation is critical, locate an egg and smash it upon its head, in so doing you will render it helpless and allow yourself ample opportunity to escape.
we went camping last weekend, it was super fun until we ran into a lintlicker, then we really wished that it would ‘just beat it’!
synonym: c-nt licker

one who licks c-nts.
who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!?