Lion Day
a day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.
my weekend was the best. sat-rday was a lion day.
a day when the authorities in large urban cities release hundreds of lions onto the streets to clean up the homeless problem and the hangers on of legitimate protests, who occupy public parks. lion day is announced with appropriate forewarning on basic cable and radio, so anyone with a job, or a home knows to remain inside. no lions are harmed on lion day. they are treated with the utmost respect, and a good meal.
bro, these people and their tents are getting disgusting. when’s lion day?
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