Lion King that Hoe
when you f— a girl from behind, c-m on her back, take some on your thumb, turn her over and make a line on her forehead with your thumb, whilst whispering “simba”
“yo n-gg-, i lion king that hoe every night”
“i simba’d her like 6 times this week, and now she refers to anything s-xual as lion king”
when you j-zz in your hand and smear it across a girl’s forehead. it is what rafiki did to simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
boy 1: hey man i dare you to lion king that hoe.
boy 2: ok dude.
girl: why did you j-zz in your hand and rub it on my forehead -sshole?
boy 2: it’s what rafiki did to simba with that fruit stuff in the lion king movie.
boy 1 and 2: owned b-tch
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