lip brand
a hickey
leonardo: dude, how’d your date go?
michaelangelo: she lip branded me!
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owen: dude, put on a turtleneck, i can see your lip brand!
luke: really? aw, man, i can’t have a hickey! grandma’s visiting today!
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