lips and lungs
slang for a c-cksucking, crack-smoking ghetto sk-nk. comes from ice cube’s song “check yo self.”
“b-tch, get off the wood, you’re no good
there goes the neighborhood hooker (sl-t!)
go ahead and keep your drawers
givin up the claps and who needs applause
at a time like this, pop the coochie and ya dead
the b-tch is a miami hurricane head
sprung, n-gg-s call her ‘lips and lungs’
nappy dugout, get the f-ck out
cause women like you gets no respect
b-tch, you better run a check”
-ice cube, “check yo self”
kevin: “man, i got the best head ever last night.”
rasheed: “who was the ho?”
kevin: “some crack-smoking chickenhead from the brook. she was h-lla broke down, but for a couple of rocks, she hoovered the sh-t out of my d-ck.”
rasheed: “for real? what was her name?”
kevin: “marqueesha. marqueesha johnson.”
rasheed: “the f-ck? break yo’ self, fool! that’s my sister!” -pulls out gun and points it at kevin’s head-
kevin: “sorry man, i had no idea. just chill.”
rasheed: “haha! just messing with you, man.” -puts gun away- “my sister gets around like a f-cking record. she’s been smoking pole since she could walk. best get yo’ sh-t checked out though. good chance you got the clap.”
kevin: “good one. i thought you were really gonna spark metal on my -ss. guess that explains why it itches.”
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