Lipstick Nerd
an exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being s-xy. she plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. an “a-list” nerd.
“did you see the lipstick nerd on the arm of dr. smith?”
“yeah, i bet he has a huge iq”
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