lipstick queen
term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
dude “is that chick over there hot…” dude 2 “omg man, what are you thinking, she’s a total lipstick queen. take a closer look! it looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. ”
an unattractive woman who smears lipstick on in an attempt to distract from ugliness is commonly known as a lipstick queen.
courtney love or donatella versace on bad days are prime examples of lipstick queens. pity those they kiss as they say “dahling”
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