lisa fucker


there are many kinds of lisa in this world, but this specific one has almost extinguished, we believe there is one left located in germany. a lisa f-cker is a human who could unexpectedly appear while you are about to cook apples with cinnamon and ear f-ck you very loud.
jimmy: godd-mn son, you heard what happened to ben last week?
bas: no man, i was doing squats all day.
jimmy: some lisa f-cker got him, he can’t hear anymore.
bas: d-mn homes, he must have got ear f-cked hard

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