Lisa Lampanelli


the most funny female insult comic on the face of the earth. even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or s-xual orientation, she is very funny. she the female counterpart of carlos mencia because she talks about race a lot!

but she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. she is the future.

she also love black men.
“i blow more black guys than hurricane katrina”-lisa lampanelli

“i better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)”-lisa lampanelli
a raunchy comedienne that will have you laughing until you are in tears. most of her material is about racial and s-xual stereotypes. she is also reminiscent of the quintessential f-g hag or guy pal because she will listen to all of a guy’s sm-t whereas a sorority girl or a princess might walk away in disgust.
“have you ever noticed that all of the artsy guys majoring in drama who look and act like they belong in a soap opera have a lisa lampanelli type in their collection of friends?”
“yeah. i’ve seen that too.”

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