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  used when some crazy comment/claim/event happens in which the standard “bull sh-t” cannot express the full reaction of the one saying it. mom: i agree, ur dad shouldn’t have told me that you were pregnant. random person overhearing the comment: bull to the freakin’ sh-t her dad shouldnt have told her mom! thats a sh-tty […]

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• Newfie Lottery

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• Zoor

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