Listen to Jack Johnson
masturbation. since jack johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
she really wanted to just watch netflix; i’m going to go home and listen to jack johnson.
Read Also:
- floor the place
floor the place when someone wants you to “floor the place” they want you to f-ck them so hard they can’t walk for a week john wanted me to floor the place last night but i just wasn’t ready. margret and billy really floored the place last night, i could hear it from the room […]
- kidfu
defined as if your waifu(a j-panese cartoon girl you really like) has a child you would call them kidfu “i really need to feed my kidfu or my waifu is going to get mad”
- banana carve
banana carve: to bite on one’s p-n-s while having oral s-x emma banana carved todd last night
- childfu
another way of saying kidfu or if your waifu(j-panese cartoon girl) has a child you would call them your childfu i need to feed my childfu or waifu will get mad
- lobtailing
action of snowboarders, while waiting in line for the snow skiing, of slapping their snowboard on the snow, with one foot strapped in, while standing on the other foot. this is done ostensibly to remove acc-mulated snow, but actually to just make a loud obnoxious noise to draw attention to, or entertain, themselves (see also […]