Listens like a brick
1. fails to obey commands. sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.
2. hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it – and usually pays the price.
“that kid listens like a brick. i told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!”
“so did you hear? sandy’s house got robbed – again.”
“yeah, well, she listens like a brick. the police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. you’d think she would’ve learned by now.”
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