Literary analysis
a form of ritual torture, usually performed by high school and college english teachers. it involves forcing students to read an inconprehensible piece of literature, then write a report about a vaguely defined topic relating to the piece, usually consisting of 8-10 or more pages. has been outlawed in some european countries.
i want you all to read homer’s illiad, then write a 13-15 page report on its relation to the condition of asia at the time. it will be due next week.
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