litlol
instant messaging shorthand for “literally laughing out loud”. not to be used lightly, this is only for when you truly blurt out a laugh while im’ing.
matty: why the h-ll did they kick the bartender with the nice rack off “survivor” last night? what the h-ll?!
jonny: i know, lame.
matty: it’s the saddest i’ve been all year.
jonny: litlol!
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