litster
derivation of a hipster, with particular interest in literature. litsters are involved in writing poetry, fiction, or non-fiction memoirs. litsters regularly read books published by mcsweeney’s, but swear off new york times bestsellers unless it is, by chance, a mcsweeney’s publication (e.g. dave eggers’ works). other litster favorites include kerouac, bukowski, thompson, vonnegut, foer, franzen, zadie smith, etc. litsters will typically shop at independent booksellers (who carry mcsweeney’s items) over larger conglomerates. typical litster apparel follows that of a hipster: black-framed gl-sses, ironic t-shirts, stripped ties, blazers. they invest in the newest accessories (e.g. ipods), yet their chuck taylors will always look filthy.
powell’s better stock up on latest chabon or they’ll have some angry litsters on their hands.
1. an individual who is irrisistable.
2. an incredibly s-xy person
3. the best you will ever know.
4. a person who gived out copious amounts of weed for free to the people he/she loves.
5. a very cool person
6. slang for good s-x when put with ‘charlie’
‘dude, that guy is soooo litster.’
girl 1: wow, i mean, he was such charlie litster (a good sh-g)
girl 2: i know! he is sooo litster!
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