little black book
archaic term for the proper word: holodex.
name for a man’s pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorost-tute).
brandon: “jon ol’ pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?”
john: “indeed, i’ve been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight.”
brandon: “jolly good!”
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