little chefing


little chefing is the art of fisting ones -n-s whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of heston blumenthals latest tv show.

and filming it
hey did you watch jamie’s 30 minute meals last night?

no. i was little chefing myself in a service station outside staines

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