little french muffin
a nickname for the cutest little person in your life. it’s a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. a little french m-ffin is s-ssy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
who’s that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
oh that would be my little french m-ffin.
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