Little House on the Prairie
really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. there is “pa,” a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, “ma,” the only one who seems to have any brain, “mary,” the blind chick, “laura,” the bucktoothed, pigtailed sk-nk who at the age of about 12 goes after the c-ck of the farmer “manly” with a vengeance and doesn’t let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name i forget and whom i think is r-t-rded, “doc baker” who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, “mrs. oleson” who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, “mr. oleson” who is her husband who runs the mercantile with her, and the reverand alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. the ingalls f-ck up and move a lot. to south dakota several times, to kansas once and to iowa. they usually live in a pathetic little shack in walnut grove, minnesota. when they need to go to the big city they go to sleepy eye. when they need to go to the really big city they go to mankato. the father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can’t seem to stick to anything. that is about it.
it’s 12:50 am. let me put on my f-cking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of sh-t program “little house on the prairie”. i wonder what that sk-nky sl-t laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on manly’s schl-ng.
bang a girl from behind thats wearing pigtails. right before you c-m, poke her in both eyes and yell “nellie”
my pal randy had that chick last night, he gave her the little house on the prairie and now her eyes are sore!
an illegal lab where crystal meth is made
that hoe was having problems with her pimp so now she’s making crystal in a little house on the prairie
Read Also:
- Homaker
similar to a haymaker, but with an open-handed slap. you remember when that test tube shot girl tried to nipple cripple me, i almost dropped a homaker on that girl by accident.
- lolbutsrs
a compressed version of “laugh out loud but serious”. it can be used to acknowledge an amusing element and then -ssert a level of importance and earnestness regarding the subject of discussion. in other words, it is the equivalent of “i find that amusing however my question or statement was genuine”. jed: “how hard is […]
- Ridin' Home Dome
the action of getting a bl-w j-b on the drive home from some event or party after laying your mack on some sl-t. i bro-ed out so much at that party, i totally got some ridin’ home dome from that sorority sk-nk.
- right on crouton
something you say to be nice when you’re not sure what the other person is talking about. basically means thats nice, or thats cool. it is also used to throw off the direction of a person that talks too much. can also be used when someone under the influence of a substance says some weird […]
- Righty Tee
a common chicago area white trash sc-mbucket. a chicago person who acts like hes from a ghetto, yet lives in the nice side of town. look, its a righty tee, woo-woo! hes got on stacy adams and a hockey jersey.