Little Miss Mason
a person who tends to hum and dance in front of the telly to annoy her friends. has an affinity for kittens, melons and rugby neanderthals. generally a girly-girl at heart despite having a mean streak and an underlying dark, twisted sense of humour.
sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. when provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don’t forget the tartar sauce!).
will you move your b-tt and stop dancing in front of the tv?! i wanna change channels- stop being such a little miss mason dammit!
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