Little Miss Muffet


a chick who likes m-ff diving.
my sister and i had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and i was really hoping to score. i got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

while in the bathroom, i heard my sister come home. i heard some talking, and then some m-ffled groans. when i walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing little miss m-ffet on our friends m-ff. then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my c-ck into her mouth.

it’s really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!

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