little motor syndrome
aka lms:
a result of little d-ck syndrome. when a man with a small d-ck purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it’s power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. in the end however, men will still think you’re gay and only import sl-ts will pretend to be impressed, provided you’re paying for them.
lms sufferer: “the only reason ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and ford couldn’t have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0.”
real man: “…..”
other real man: “it’s little motor syndrome, dude. just nod and smile.”
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