little people

what the rich call the working cl-ss. used in a sn-bbish way, with their nose in the clouds.
come dear, you mustn’t -ssociate yourself with the little people, we have standards that are far above them.
the word little person is derived from the other words such as midget, dwarf, and peck.
these are a rare breed of smaller people. they average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. when they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. midget’s are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them.
midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. at times they can be found in your dog houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. under any circ-mstance should you ever check your dog’s house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! they are known for biting and headb-tts.
they are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make the world seem bigger to them.
they tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen in the day. if one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. they are rare and are very ill-tempered. they are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. there is a new group in south that now collects all different types of midgets. the rarest of them all is the pale iranian asian midget.
do not under any circ-mstances try to fight with them. they are strong and extremely dangerous. their strongest attacks are the famous headb-tt and bite.
i myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on ebay.
warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, please! use extreme caution, i have been scarred for life, i have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don’t make the same mistake i did, bring your sugar. your chances will be 80% more successful at catching and eventually taming the midget.
cindy: mom! look at the peck!
mom: cindy! don’t call small people that, peck is a slang term like midget.
cindy: but mom i saw in the movie willow and madmordagan called the small person a peck!
mom: please cindy im asking you, stop being so hurtful, they have small feelings.
tommy: mom! im gonna catch that midget!!
dad: lets do this tommy, this one looks rare! becareful though this one looks like a head b-tter, they go for the stomach if they can reach it but will sometiems go for the nads.
midget: mi..mi..midget.. midget.. midget
cindy: he’s calling more midgets, i think we should leave.
mom: please little person we mean no harm!
cindy: i got the sugar packets!!
dad: we did not come all this way for nothing, tom, get the net!, cindy sprikle the sugar by that tree!
tommy: i think we can get him dad, he’s going for the sugar!
cindy: hurry dad do it, he is licking all the sugar!!
dad: got em!
tommy: dad, i think when we get home i should order more sugar packets from ebay. the auction ends tomorrow and ill bid on the last 10 seconds.
midget. short people, dwarfs, peopel generaly around 4ft tall with small p-n-s’s.
dumb-ss: look! its a midget!
midget: we prefer to be called a little people, you cr-ped filled v-g-n-.
little = small, below average in height, skinny

person = human, h-m- sapien

little person = a person that is below average in height, or sometimes weight.
that little person shud carry around a stool. ; )