little red riding hood
a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
“have you seen that girl they’ve been talking about?”
“little red riding hood?”
“yeah”
“that b-tch stole my turkey”
upon finishing having s-x with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
dude, i got to do the little red riding hood to this chick last night.
did she bring a picnic basket of food?
of course not.
when you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they’re on their period
-does not apply to eating the red snapper, that sh-t’s nasty-
“i totally went little red riding hood last night after crushing a rack of beer30 light.
v. – to wrap one’s d-ck in the lips of a woman’s c-nt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and c-m on her lips in such a way that it splatters.
the big bad wolf: “hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?”
lrrh: “my cookies are not your cookies.”
“oh come, i want to hop on it.”
lrrh: “who let the f-cking dogs out!”
mr. sh-ggy dog (watching): “wag that tail, woof woof!”
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