live cougar
a cougar that is drunk and h-rny ready to pounce on a young man at bar at a moments notice, usually with disregaurd to the people around her or him, basicaly sleazing herself on a young man.
dude i was at the club with my college teacher last weekend and she became a live cougar because all of sudden after a few yager shots she was all over my nuts!
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