liver crossfit
liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan…
for your liver.
anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.
statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 american adults are dependent on liver crossfit! join the m-sses! get your liver pumped now!
call 1-800-alc-kill
“you say alcoholism, i say liver crossfit.”
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