Liverpool Syndrome
a person’s belief that their previously successful football club is still universally revered and feared, despite a dearth of compet-tive success in the last two to three decades. most applicable to clubs that have been managed by kenny dalglish (see liverpool fc, glasgow celtic, blackburn rovers et al.).
scott: dave, where do you think liverpool will finish this season?
dave: i think we’ll be challenging for the t-tle, so long as stevie and luis stay fit.
scott: you do realise that liverpool are currently 12th in the table have won just twice in 10 games?
dave: yeah but we’re a m-ssive club and the manager will turn it round.
scott: dave you are being quite deluded; i think you may have liverpool syndrome.
dave: not so, liverpool are the biggest club in the world and everyone’s favourite song is ‘you’ll never walk alone’.
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