Livingston

home to like 99% of the jews in nj…i’ve never seen so many j-ppy girls wearing sevens, true religions, hudsons, marc jacobs, prada, lv, gucci, fendi, and pounds of diamonds…the guys walk around looking j-pier than the girls. theres no specific group of stoners since every single kid is on drugs. the parents have to much of a life to argue with their kids so they give them their credit cards and tell them to max them out…short hills thinks their better, but they don’t hold a candle to the j-ppiness, sn-bbiness, or amount of money as people in livingston…it is basically the upper east side of new jersey and reeks of wealth. everyone has the sickest bodies even if their not born with them, they’ll get trainers and nutritionists as soon as the get a pinch of fat on their bodies. the student parking lot filled with range rovers, bmws, and mercedes trucks makes the teacher parking lot look like a junkyard…if you live in this town and are not jewish your asain and only hang out with asians…teens start smoking at 13 and once the hit freshman year don’t go a weekend without getting stoned and drunk…your placed in a social group by how much money you have and how good looking you are. the cops don’t do anything but sit on their -sses and drive around busting the parties. the marjority of kids have 4.0 gpas and go to top 25 colleges even if their not smart cause daddy will donate millions just to get u in to the school of your choice.
this town is the greatest town in new jersey, and yes it sounds like the most disquisting obnoxious place, but really its amazing.
its not uncommon for girls in livingston to have more than 1 nose jobs
livingston, nj, so much to say about this town…first lets start at the high school which they are called the lancers. umm, wait a second, what the f-ck is a lancer? some sort of a knight, how did this rich town end up with being some sort of weird code name for a knight that unless you live in livingston you probably have never heard of the word before. and onto the kids, which mainly consist of only two types of people, jews and asians. seriously, this town is way over 50% jewish and somehow seems to also be over 50% asain. if you go to livingston and last more then 5 minutes without seeing a jew or asian i think a miracle has just occured. all the jews are also the j-ppiest jews you will find anywhere, the all are insanly rich and smart, plus the girls are complete b-tches, and the guys arn’t too far from them either. they all wear whatever either costs the most or (for the girls) is the least amount of clothing they can find or (for the guys) is the longest shorts they can find. then you go to the asians who like never seem to be away from each other, i dont think that they ever actually hang out with anyone but other asians. the worst part is looking at the lunch tables, one table is full of the sl-ts, one full of the jocks, one full of the asians, then you have the random freshman, sophmore, junior, and senior tables around the room, they are completely seperated into specific groups. they all have their clicks and if you leave yours then your stuck with nothing. then lets go to how smart these kids are, well do i even have to say? it’s a town filled with jews and asians can they not all be geniuses? to even be in like the top 10% of the cl-ss you need a gpa over 4! yes over 4! and then everyone is stuck with like 3.8 gpas, so sad thats just a horrible gpa right? then like to make sure they keep it up, the parents all just yell at their kids if they get anything under a’s which makes everything just get impossible.

now lets get away from the school and go to the actual town. where do all these kids hang out at night whats to do in this town? silence there’s also nothing to do at night in this town! if you walked around the whoel town the only place you could even find kids is in starbucks! starbucks! its a coffee shop?! why is almost the entire town hanging out in a coffee shop?! well when there is absolutely nothing else in the entire down but a starbucks, i guess thats what they’re stuck doing. so besides starbucks, the kids just end up going over each others houses and having parties. now remember this town is full of rich people, so of course all the kids have all the money they want so they go out and get all the drugs and alcohol that kids can have. almost every1 in the entire town has either been drunk, high or had cigerettes by the time they end their freshman year of hs! it’s almost a given that every1 here does drugs.

well thats livingston, its really not that bad of a town, its really fun and lots of coo peeps to hang with, but also very easy to make fun of so thats what all this is
livingston is a town full of jews, and asians, thats all rich and insanly smart with absolutely nothing to do on nights
livingston is a money-nouveau town, located near shorthills, roseland, east hanover and milburn. it’s a clean town and has a very low crime-rate. the people in this town like to wear brand-name clothes and drive fancy cars. the livingston school system is renowned for its academics, nevertheless a lot of pressure is put on teens in livingston high school to get into great universities and succeed in life. this town is made up of businesses and banks, so the local starbucks is the big hang-out spot for kids and adults alike. those who have been raised in modest families may find this town rather lonely, as it may be hard to relate to and connect with people. still, livingston is a safe little community, so it is no wonder why families want to raise their kids there.
1.”wow check out all those fancy cars!”

“yes, we have entered the town of livingston.”

2.”lets go to starbucks on livingston ave. and partay!!”
the center of the universe.
livingston is the center of the universe; only the most privileged get to inhabit it and live in its glory.
we put the high in highschool
livingston kids smoke weed, do horse tranquilizers, cocaine, heroin, shrooms, salvia, and all other drugs possible
town in central scotland, often inhabited by chavs or inbreds, or both. people have smaller than average heads.
“oh my god, look at him, he is so from livingston!”
adjective: slang term to discribe a greasy irish teenager, probably into more geeky materials, such as comics and videogames
that guy is such a livingston
guy’s a total livingston
take a godd-mn shower, you livingston

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