livits
the limit of the liver to withstand alcohol consumption.
– coined by comedian chris porter
“you want another beer?”
“no, i’ve reached the livits.”
a cult formed in central florida. a church based organization that preaches the fact that if you do not comply with god’s will 100% in absolutely every aspect of your life, your f-cked. the liv it’s (people who follow the cult) consider themselves above everyone else, even though everyone makes fun of them when they walk away.
wednesday night, around 7
boy1: are you going to liv it tonight ?
boy2: uhm, no. i think im going to my dads house. id rather be hazed in private.
boy2: -stares in shock that someone actually doesn’t agree with their beliefs-
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