Lizard Folk
lizard folk are creatures from a strange and distant planet whose aim is the overthrow and domination of earth.
they attempt(unsuccessfully) to p-ss unnoticed as human beings.
lizard folk may be recognized by the reptile-like formation of their mouth parts, which may be due, in part, to surgery.
the olsen twins are examples of reptile-folk. they have am-ssed a large fortune by the simple expedient of selling shoddy goods to an unsuspecting public. surprisingly, they court publicity, even as they attempt to remain anonymous.
among other known lizard folk are: lindsay lohan, jessica biel, bruce jenner, mickey rourke, and kenny rogers.
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