lizard people
lizard people, is the dumbest belief known to man…where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.
me: the dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so r-t-rded.
dude: dude!
me: what??
dude: that was me! your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
me: no actually your just a stupid dumb-ss who needs to get a girl.
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