lizard repellent
used to ward off lot lizards. if a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. the lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.
jim bob: those goddam lot lizards won’t leave me alone. they kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.
joe dirt: just use some of that there lizard repellent. they won’t bother you if they know you have shot a wad. ummm huh
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